Is that what you do, Chelsea? You go around sticking your fingers places just because there's a hole?

- NP, regarding the finger-rape of armpit via the hole in her sweater

"I do."
- MP, in out of nowhere response

When did he grow a vagina and freak out over me not responding right away?

When did it... invert?"
- SS, regarding her date with a creeper

Some boys just need to get in my mouth.

- KIIYP

Smaller? I liked it huge.

- SS, with regard to type and (I can only assume) her preferences in general

I never do anything half way, least of all Meat.

- KIIYP, divulging her outlook on life and her order at 2Pauls

ATTENTION:

Amanda Borne's pants nickname has been revoked.

She is now and forever shall be known as:

Amanda "Secret Sauce" B.

That is all.

God, Amanda, you're such a slut. Giving multiple users access to your analytics.

- KIIYP, in response to an unsolicited email in Amanda's inbox