ATTENTION:

Patrick McKinney's pants nickname has been revoked.

He is now and forever shall be known as:

Patrick "Meat Pants" M.

That is all.

I've already planted a few seeds in you guys.

- Pants Name Pending, with regard to his sly method of picking on girls

It's a rape whistle, not a 'Rape? Yes, please!' whistle.

- NP, explaining to MP the difference between a rape whistle and a sexual invitation

Don't rape me, Patrick. I'm staying on my side of the office.

- KIIYP, unarmed without a rape whistle

"You better."
- MP, in response

How's my favorite little meat fairy this morning?

- MP, in greeting to a very surprised KIIYP

This dress is so uncomfortable. I can't bend over to do anything.

- KIIYP, explaining the downside to her dress

I don't like anything soft.

- KIIYP, observing the melted-ness of her Reese's Peanut Butter Cup