I'll slurp somethin...

- KIIYP, in response to the fact that a cute boy (B.C.M.R.) rode by on a bike with what was referred to as a slurpee

How are your pants?

- MP, asking if KIIYP had spilled any lunch on her jeans

"What?!"
- KIIYP, clearly taking that the wrong way

Really we just lay there and let them fuck us.

- MP, imitating NP's completely unenthusiastic 'We fuck 'em.'

What are they, Lauren?

- KIIYP

"Bitches!"
- NP

"What are you gonna do with 'em?"
- MP

"Fuck 'em!"
- NP

I swing both ways.

- NP, in regards to chunky vs. smooth peanut butter

They've smoked meat.

- SS, with regard to Johnson's Boucaniere

"So have I."
- KIIYP, in response

Well, we all know how Chelsea likes meat in her mouth.

- SS