I'll slurp somethin...

- KIIYP, in response to the fact that a cute boy (B.C.M.R.) rode by on a bike with what was referred to as a slurpee

How are your pants?

- MP, asking if KIIYP had spilled any lunch on her jeans

"What?!"
- KIIYP, clearly taking that the wrong way

Really we just lay there and let them fuck us.

- MP, imitating NP's completely unenthusiastic 'We fuck 'em.'

What are they, Lauren?

- KIIYP

"Bitches!"
- NP

"What are you gonna do with 'em?"
- MP

"Fuck 'em!"
- NP

I swing both ways.

- NP, in regards to chunky vs. smooth peanut butter

They've smoked meat.

- SS, with regard to Johnson's Boucaniere

"So have I."
- KIIYP, in response

Well, we all know how Chelsea likes meat in her mouth.

- SS

ATTENTION:

Patrick McKinney's pants nickname has been revoked.

He is now and forever shall be known as:

Patrick "Meat Pants" M.

That is all.

I've already planted a few seeds in you guys.

- Pants Name Pending, with regard to his sly method of picking on girls

It's a rape whistle, not a 'Rape? Yes, please!' whistle.

- NP, explaining to MP the difference between a rape whistle and a sexual invitation

Don't rape me, Patrick. I'm staying on my side of the office.

- KIIYP, unarmed without a rape whistle

"You better."
- MP, in response

How's my favorite little meat fairy this morning?

- MP, in greeting to a very surprised KIIYP

This dress is so uncomfortable. I can't bend over to do anything.

- KIIYP, explaining the downside to her dress